Overheard

Luncheon meats and air conditioning.

What about them?

They're both dehydrating.

Just drink water.

It's not that easy.

When I adopted my puppy I just drank as much water as he did.

Did you pee in the yard?

Very funny.

Addie's mother deliberately ate a tapeworm.

No.

Yes. She wanted to lose weight for her cruise.

That's disgusting. 

Cruises are disgusting.

I agree.