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      • Look what a lot of things there are to learn
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      • Having Impostrophe Syndrome
      • If you can't find love, be love
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Saturday, March 01, 2025

The Onion is my source of news now

https://theonion.com/noaa-cuts-leave-wind-chimes-as-sole-predictor-of-approaching-hurricanes/

https://theonion.com/cardinal-with-3-foot-vertical-leap-emerges-as-frontrunner-in-papal-combine/ 

https://theonion.com/lockheed-martin-develops-giant-tactical-rubber-spider/

Posted by The Urban Mermaid on Saturday, March 01, 2025
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