Hi Neighbor!

It was the bumper sticker that gave Eugenia away. The woman was swapping out license plates, wearing blonde wigs over her brown hair, hiding drugs in the engine compartment, but the tell was that darn bumper sticker. The detectives knew what to look for. They knew all about the tilted lady and her brother-in-law in prison and the decorative pillow found in the last raid, WE'RE NOT A DRUG HOUSE WE'RE A DRUG HOME. But this time it was the HI NEIGHBOR bumper sticker on the back of the silver Buick that did her in.