Friday, November 07, 2014

You Asked

Sautée mushrooms, garlic, onions, and a little bit of wine, salt, in olive oil of course, and a chili pepper if you have one. Pour that over the chicken breasts and bake it at 350 for an hour.
Who taught you to cook?
Lorenzo.
Who?
Lorenzo, the sexy Italian exchange student from Sicily.
When was this?
At the house I lived in off campus, in Baltimore back when I was at school. He taught me to kiss too.
Really? What did you teach him - in exchange?
Some English, how insane American girls are, how appreciative I was of his cooking and kissing.
Oh get out.
You asked.

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