Eye Glasses

My reading glasses are wherever I am not. I go up and down the stairs and into the backyard 50 times a day looking for them. Finally I decided to put them on a string so they can hang around my neck. Great. Now whenever I take off my glasses they stay on my chest where I can find them.

When I take a walk I always put on my barely tinted sunglasses. I wear them even at night or on rainy days. It's a thing. But when I get home I let the sunglasses go thinking they're on a string.