Foodgasms

My room mate made pancakes this morning, said Derek,
Pancakes are the ultimate comfort food. Whenever I see photos of pancakes it's seductive, it's food pornography, I said
My friend Josh gets food boners, I didn't know what he was talking about until one day I bought a Dijourno pizza and bought pulled pork and put it on top and I got my first food boner, said Derek.
We laughed.
I've read orgasmic food writing, I said. So I get it.