Fireworks

 Last night at 9PM the complex next door set off a boatload of illegal fireworks. I jumped through my skin. My dog was totally freaked out. I went out and started screaming SHUT UP, SHUT UP SHUT the FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!! They blew off more, big colorful explosions the size of my garage. I contacted the landlord. He suggested I call the police. By that time they had stopped. Today I have laryngitis.

‘Be considerate’: Providence officials working to crack down on illegal fireworks In Rhode Island, only ground and handheld sparkling devices are legal for general use; those that shoot into the air or make a bang are prohibited.