She named her Cats

She named her cats Claritin and Zyrtec but called them Clara and Zirty for short. Zirty was a double pawed flirty tomcat focused on people and food. Clara loved to sit in the picture window and watch the birds. It was an arranged marriage. Clara was a adopted as a kitten from the Mars-Midway flea market and Zirty came from her friend Jake who went off to Indonesia and wasn't ever going to re-claim him. I'm an orphan and my cats are orphans and together we are a family, she told herself.