Heavy Lemons or Grocery Improv

I went up to him and said. Would you like to know a secret? Sure. Always pick the heavy ones, because they have more juice! He smiled and lifted a few lemons. 

Here, feel this one versus this one, I said.

You're right! Thank you.

Then I overheard him telling his wife. She just told me about picking lemons. His wife held up two bunches of Romaine lettuce, one in each hand. Thanksgiving, she said.

Are you hosting? 

No. Just us.

Happy Thanksgiving, I said.