Dinner

Years ago  Phoebe invited me for dinner. I was so excited wondering what she'd make, I thought about it all afternoon. At 5PM I rang the bell. She opened the door while talking on her yellow princess phone tucked under her chin the  long yellow cord stretched across the kitchen. She said, "There's an open can of tuna in the fridge!" and resumed her conversation.  I quietly turned around and went back home.