Saturday, May 31, 2025

Staff Meeting

Assembled for the staff meeting Colleen spoke about having seen Allison's handsome clean cut husband who came by the school. "I am always attracted to clean cut guys, even though I am a hippy dippy," she said. Another asked Colleen if our boss Mrs. Downy was coming to the meeting. Colleen said I am waiting for the Heifer to arrive. After a few snarky chuckles she denied saying Heifer and said Jefe which in Spanish is pronounced the same way but means leader.  

Abby was developing a headache from the Clorox wipes on the shelf behind her. They smelled like the air freshener in the toilet of a Greyhound bus. Mrs. Downy had hired Abby to introduce some new approaches. Colleen was having none of it. On the "places in the house" worksheets, Colleen had written, "Where is Mrs. Downy? She is in the bathroom." Abby caught all of these moves and realized Colleen was at war with her boss. Colleen had the run of the place for decades and hired her favorite former students to teach, and kiss her ass. Colleen would use photos of herself and her husband in the language worksheets. "My husband and I love to go skiing. We have four sons and two dogs and a swimming pool in the backyard. We have two BMW sedans one white and one black. I have blonde hair." Her students were all from third world countries. 

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