Sunday, March 22, 2009

Auto-Amused

When I was a child our family would take long car trips. I'd sit in the way-back of our big brown Ford station wagon and look at the drivers in the cars behind us. I started to see a resemblance between people's faces and the front grill faces of their cars. This amused me a great deal and kept me from getting bored.

To me, cars have always had faces. We've had some mean-looking cars the past few decades. I'll look in the rear-view mirror and see a scowling SUV trying to run me and my smiling Subaru off the road!

Cars also have asses, which I stare at when I'm at a stop light. Some cars have wide, fat asses, and some cars have tight little asses, some have colorful turned up asses like baboons!

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