A Sign

Lily and I walked past the diner and "Chicken Cor Don Blew" was scrawled in blue marker on thin white butcher paper stapled to the sandwich board. On the barbershop door the "CLOSED, deth in the family" sign was still posted over the doorknob. Is today the International Day of Misspelled Signs? I had to hurry home before I saw any more. The new barber on my street just put up a sign and it's terrific, a mosaic of professional haircuts. The sign says WHO'$ NEXXT?