Open Letter to Spain

Open letter to Spain by T.S.

Dear Spain,

Aware that unemployment is high there. But Hi there!
It's not so low here, either.
In fact many bank tellers may soon lose their jobs because they they
have never heard of you.
But we have heard of you, and we love tapas and tacos and churches
and dry white sandy beaches and the crusades and how you are really
trying to gain back your lost empire.
We even understand how great afternoon naps are. And olive oil?
Don't get us started.
So, in the interest of preserving your good name, please check our
account and make sure everything is in order.
It might take some time, since a country buying a bank probably has
some paperwork to go through.
But we think there has been an oversight. And also where did you get
the money to buy the bank ?
From the Italians ? We don't think so!
We're onto your game Spain.
You owe us.
Love,
Bill and Emily

- by T.S.