Dr. Seuss aka Theodor Seuss Geisel

"If I had been walking down the other side of Madison Avenue, I'd be in the dry-cleaning business today."
-Theodor Seuss Geisel

"I like nonsense; it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living; it's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope."
-Theodor Seuss Geisel

-Writer's Almanac, Seuss Birthday