She was a Hypochondriac

She sat with her yellow phone and red address book and called all of her friends: I might have cancer she said over and over again.

I'm not going on a diet I'm just going to keep this book, Informed Consent near the fridge and I won't want to eat, she said

Meanwhile I was dying. 

She sucked energy like a vampire from her children.

Family Vacation to Spain to see my father's secretary and my sister

you havee to stay home, you are no fun to be around.