Raw Shock

In second grade I was taken out of school and given a Rorschach test because I cried whenever I had to take math tests. On my first ink blot I said I saw bears hugging. A pretty blonde-haired lady with gigantic horn-rimmed glasses and a plaid skirt with grey wool tights took notes on a yellow legal pad. Then I was given a math test, and I cried. All of the adults gathered around and observed me like I was an alien specimen, and my bio dad was sent all of the bills.