flip flop bow wow

we called them thongs but you can't say that now
Anyway, yesterday I got my flip flops and my beefy little mismatched toes
are cooled off and happy
I look like a Russian babushka or Italian grandmother with my wispy black mustache
I am not sure if I love it or need to bleach it.
I think I love it.
It reminds me of Frida Kahlo's unibrow
but I have a mouth brow
like my bow wow