The Nose

35 years ago I had a musician boyfriend who arrived late back at my apartment. When I greeted him I gave him a hug. I could tell by the scent of his flannel shirt collar the route of his day. I said "You went to Dom and Louie's Diner for breakfast and then you went to The Met Cafe for beers and then you went to Susan's house!" He was petrified because I was completely correct.

We still laugh about this.