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It's so funny to read diet advice
(I always do)
skip the latte and have black coffee
there's no middle ground!
what if you like milk in your coffee?
sew your lips together with fine fishing line
be sure to untie them before guests arrive
crawl across 30 football fields with your ankles tied with rope
it's good for your core, they say
when craving naughty foods
drape a dead rat over your meal
it will suppress your appetite for months
you get the idea
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