The Humans

Someone in the apartment house across the street bought a little dog and locked it on the porch. People do this, they think putting a dog on the porch is the equivalent of walking it. Of course it barked last night until they finally let it back in and early this morning they put it out again waking and disturbing the neighborhood. The owners were hoping it would pee and poop too which is lazy and disgusting considering the urine and feces will also affect the people on lower levels of the porch. 

Some folks in my neighborhood love to chuck bacon grease out of their kitchen windows and the grease always stains the house which forever looks like projectile vomit on the vinyl.